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 Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:46 am 
EisleyForever wrote: Is it really HERE? I'm so used to counting down ... it's strange when the day you're anticipating COMES ... what do I count down to next? I feel so empty.
... Not really. I only feel empty now because I have to wait until after work to rush to Target and triumphantly run down the music aisles, my hands outstretched, pushing all other albums off the shelves until I come to the Eisley section ... quickly trying to come to a screeching halt, I am thrown forward and fall flat on my face ... my hand comes up, holding a copy of 'Room Noises' ... I quickly get up, look around to see if anyone noticed, and after staring angrily at the people who did, I yell to them, I says, "THE POWER OF EISLEY OVERCOMES YOU!!!" (holding Room Noises in front of me) I run to the check-out counter, using a cart to run over people who are in my way ... "Excuse me, I need to get in front of the line ... what? ... Ex-CUSE me? ... oh, so you're not going to let me by ... BLAM!!!" (bitch-slapping them, giving them some altoids and pushing them out of the way) I throw a $100 bill at the check-out lady ... "13.90 of that goes to buying the album, the rest is to be sent directly to Eisley ... wait ... I like $100 ... " (I exchange the $100 bill for $25) "There ... The change goes directly to Eisley ... and put some cheese on thar ... " I rush out of the store, screaming the lyrics to 'Trolley Wood' ... or, at least, what I think must positively be the lyrics and melody to 'Trolley Wood', considering I've never heard the song ... but, what's this? ... oy, vey ... hearing the sweet music and seeing 'Room Noises' in my hand, a horde of zombie-tastic target shoppers have all surrounded me ... I begin singing 'They All Surrounded Me', then realize that it will only make the situation worse ... They're trying to bite my hand off so they can get the album! NO! "You'll get blood on it!" I says to them! "Unghhhh ... hiss ... rar ... ooo ohhh ohhhh ohhh ... (as they try to mumble the chorus of 'Over The Mountains We Go')," they reply. What do I do? What do I DO?!!?1? Wait ... I know what to do! If 'Shaun Of The Dead' taught me anything, it's that I'm in trouble because I am NOTgoing to fling the Room Noises CD at the zombie Eisley-loving horde to save my life ... oh, that's right ... another technique! Suddenly, I become a zombie and--what's this? Someone comes from behind the zombie horde, screaming, "THROW THE ALBUM TO ME AND I'LL SHOOT DOWN THE ZOMBIES TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE!" ... Who is THAT? ... wait ... IT'S TONY FROM '24'!!! I hurl the album to him and he runs away screaming happily... "HAHA, SUCKER!!! KIEFER SUTHERLAND TOLD ME TO DO IT!!!" ... why would Kiefer Sutherland want to harm a poor lass like I? I miss my 'Room Noises' album ... gahhhshnoople ... (devoured by the zombie horde, angered by my stupidity to actually throw the album to a character on a TV show, thinking he'd help me) top ten teddy post right there 
congratulations everybody on making it to this day... and for those who didn't... i dunno. |
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Joined: 20 Jan 2004 | Posts: 9108 | Location: boston, ma
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:14 am
saneanimal wrote: RogueRandy wrote: I am bummed because iTunes Music Store only has one song from the new Room Noises. Why only a "Partial Album"?
I haven't been able to find Eisley at any record stores around here. that is so fuxored. Real Rhapsody only has a partial album as well. They allow streaming and burning for: Telescope eyes, I Wasn't Prepared, Golly Sandra, Marv Things, Brightly Wound, and Plenty of Paper. They also have the wrong cover art...hmmm Real rhapsody sux, I only use iTunes. but there is only one song on iTMS. I got my copy from Borders Book Store. I had called Best buy, MediaPlay, Sam goodie, Wal-Mart and a few others. Borders was the only choice. _________________ www.roguesrock.com |
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Joined: 24 Dec 2004 | Posts: 6 | Location: South Bend
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:32 am
the weird thing is, i really think that i will remember feb. 8th as the day that i got the new eisley album. _________________ lets freestyle. |
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Joined: 05 Feb 2005 | Posts: 46 | Location: richmond
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:30 pm
February 8th can't be Room Noises Day, or Eisley day. It's Pancake Day! That's right, already taken. www.pancakeday.com I think it's a good thing though. Eisley Day should be sometime in the summer. _________________ "Aren't we all hanging from a fragile vine awaiting an inevitable plunge to doom while mice gnaw at our temporary safety? What else should we do but eat a strawberry?" http://www.mewsite.com/ |
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Joined: 06 Mar 2004 | Posts: 289 | Location: Chicago
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