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Do you stir your peanut butter?
Yes.
19%
 19%  [ 4 ]
No.
42%
 42%  [ 9 ]
George Washington Carver.
38%
 38%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 21

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robbie
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I do, as of two weeks ago. I am 23 years old and I have wondered my whole life why the bread always ripped when I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I would even buy the really nice bread just to try to prevent ripping. Why didn't somebody teach me to stir the dang peanut butter? I've entered a new stage in my life. Thank you.
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thesinisterpenguin
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wow.
thats deep.





the personal life experience threads are coming back.
this is great work.
good job.
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robbie
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Stirring is life. Sew that crap onto a pillow.
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thesinisterpenguin
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oh darn....should have told me BEFORE i flushed....
dag.


anyway...whats that got to do with peanut butter?



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plicka527
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im gonna try stirrin' my p-nut butter now thanks


hey does any else like boiled p-nuts?

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robbie
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all of life's greatest ideas, phrases, philosophies, meanings are sewn on to pillows... or made into magnets for old lady "ice boxes".
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granpaturtle
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what in god's name are you talking about? i never rip the bread...i just spread the peanut butter...

you're crazy

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IHeartYourTelescopeEyes
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i have not heard of this "stirring peanut butter" does it affect the consistency, because thats the best part of it.
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robbie
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It makes it better. You get a smoother spread. I don't know how, I don't know why. But since I've done this I've been a happier boy.
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I have more than enough 1337 skills to not rip bread.

Pwned.

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loveisachemical
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Wow. I feel like an idiot. I've never even thought to stir it. I didn't even know people did. Confused
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sizeablescars
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loveisachemical wrote:
Wow. I feel like an idiot. I've never even thought to stir it. I didn't even know people did. Confused


Same here. I don't know...peanut butter just never seemed like it was meant to be stirred.
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guitarfreak217
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I don't stir because the bread that I use isn't made of air.
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robbie
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guitarfreak217 wrote:
I don't stir because the bread that I use isn't made of air.


well some of us can't afford your crazy rich-people bread.
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Shain
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I do when its the organic peanut butter, but you have to. It will be all gooey if you dont. however when i am dealing with comercial factory unhealthy peanut butter I dont.

I may try it.

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