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Do you consider yourself a redneck?
Yes!
15%
 15%  [ 5 ]
No, but rednecks are cool anyway.
43%
 43%  [ 14 ]
No, and I am a closed-minded northerner.
40%
 40%  [ 13 ]
Total Votes : 32

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amidthestars
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Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.

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boone
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amidthestars wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.

Well, that has to be flattering in a buy-a-taser sort of way.

Buy a taser.

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amidthestars
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boone wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.

Well, that has to be flattering in a buy-a-taser sort of way.

Buy a taser.


Or at the very least... Binaca. Cherry binaca.

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boone
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amidthestars wrote:
boone wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.

Well, that has to be flattering in a buy-a-taser sort of way.

Buy a taser.


Or at the very least... Binaca. Cherry binaca.

I can taste the sting, and it's delicious.

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amidthestars
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boone wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
boone wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.

Well, that has to be flattering in a buy-a-taser sort of way.

Buy a taser.


Or at the very least... Binaca. Cherry binaca.

I can taste the sting, and it's delicious.


heavens yes.

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I get a lot of rednecks at work, and as they are shoving their face with coney dogs they give me weird looks. Then I run away. Screaming.
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CaughtOnFilm wrote:
I get a lot of rednecks at work, and as they are shoving their face with coney dogs they give me weird looks. Then I run away. Screaming.


heh. We get rednecks sending in letters that tell us how we're peddling the evil liberal agenda. Stuff like that. Confused

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I wanna go to america just to check out some real, 100% stereotypical rednecks


My very own jerry springer show


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amidthestars wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
amidthestars wrote:
i'm not, but every guy thats hits on me at work is.


ohhhh lord.


Where do you work?


a retail store in an almost-rural town. all the crazy farmers and their spawn come in and buy spark plugs, and then wink at me and/or ask my fellow employees if i'm available.


Obviously those rednecks are looking for love in all the wrong places.
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mbrown603
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homesick_alien wrote:
I wanna go to america just to check out some real, 100% stereotypical rednecks


My very own jerry springer show


Goodtimes


I think Joel & Liam Gallagher are the British variety of rednecks.
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JBaker
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Where's the option for closed-minded southerner?
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mbrown603 wrote:
homesick_alien wrote:
I wanna go to america just to check out some real, 100% stereotypical rednecks


My very own jerry springer show


Goodtimes


I think Joel & Liam Gallagher are the British variety of rednecks.

Noel?

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boone wrote:
mbrown603 wrote:
homesick_alien wrote:
I wanna go to america just to check out some real, 100% stereotypical rednecks


My very own jerry springer show


Goodtimes


I think Joel & Liam Gallagher are the British variety of rednecks.

Noel?


Joel?


or Noel?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Gallagher
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Noel.


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well, I get sunburnt easily... but not recently.
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