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a half-assed, slapdash review by some ignorant, pompous reviewer shouldn't be paid any mind. though, it's hard to avoid frustration when you deal with people like her. anyway, she's probably some up-and-coming journalist who's desperate for attention so she writes the as snobby as possible so she can gain favor with her equally assanine peers....or not. either way, it shouldn't matter. ben folds NEVER gets good reviews in these corproate magazines and nearly everyone i've played him for, including thousands of other fans absolutely love him.

rolling stone has a few decent journalists amongst the crew, but on a whole, it's a terrible magazine.

anyway, since when does rolling stone make or break a band's career?

Eisley will do just fine.

p.s. - everyone here is a Grade A person

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David Frick is one of the old school editors at RS. I heard he actually
covered The Beatles... He's the guy that saw Eisley at SXSW and loved
them. dern. Wish he could have reviewed the ep. See how it sucks?

We don't know for sure he would have had a positive review,
but...maybe he would have. So it gets weird. You trust others to write
reviews that are in keeping with the values and ideals of Rolling Stone.
But they don't do their homework and they roll over Radiohead's
"Creep"... or Eisley's ep. Sure, it's a creative lisense, but it's also bad
work. Sure, we are thinking this way, but...I think we're fairly objective.

What if Eisley was so inconsistent? Like, what if Jon would just randomly
swear from stage...or make eyes at women or...growl like a coyote...or
what if Weston just randomly told people he couldn't stand them or just
suddenly suck? If the rest of the band disagreed, what kind of
inconsistency problem would Eisley have?

This is all about branding. Continuity... consistent behavior and core
ideologies....values. If you say one thing and are another, it always finds
you out. RS has a branding problem. I'm not joking. I've studied this in
business. Just look at their front page covers: Christine and Brittany
nude. But in many articles, you'll find them slamming at least one of
these girls.

You can't be all things to all people. You have to believe in something and
live it. If you don't, people will turn on you...begin to distrust you.
Customer loyalty will drop off. Businesses are just like people. People can
have branding/image problems. But this is the subject for a book...not a
paragraph.

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Bah. Blender's better anyway.
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ooh flcl, welcome to the board Smile go say hi in the newbie thread!
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i saw that david frick guy at like every other SXSW show i was at........i recognized him from the Wilco documentary mostly

oh and he reviewed the new explosions in the sky album this month.......actually it looks like he doesn't even really review music any more he just kind of makes recommendations about more obscure bands out there...........i could be wrong though, i don't read the magazine very often

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once again your words are insightful boyd
rolling stone has been in a downward spiral for quite some time
thank you for expressing it so eloquently

lovealways,
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Boyd, I definitely agree with what you said about Rolling Stone's conflicting ideologies. Like you mentioned, they put a pretty much naked Britney Spears on their cover, undoubtedly to boost sales. But if you read the feature story on her in the magazine, they are obviously out to get her. They spin her quotes, her rumors and the whole article in a way that is almost mocking of her. (Honestly, I loved that part of it...)

You mentioned Filter - which is good - although their writing can be a bit abstruse, but I would recommend Paste Magazine. It's not at all geared to the young market like Rolling Stone. And in a way, their situation is much like Eisley's. The two guys who run it are Christians, however, the magazine is not a Christian or evangelical magazine. Example: An outspoken homosexual was on their last cover - Rufus Wainwright. Their vision is to highlight "Signs of Life in Popular Culture" (which Rufus definitely qualifes as...) Oh, and I know they are planning/wanting to do a feature on Eisley when the full-length hits...

www.pastemagazine.com

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Just go to www.allmusic.com

Best music site ever.

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what are you talking about? ever since the bends was released everyone in the world has done nothing but treat radiohead's every utterance like pure genius when it would be purely dismissed if it were anyone else.

Kimbrtones wrote:

Truth is, good and bad will come. As long as people like EISLEY, and buy it, it doesn't matter what "reviewers" have to say. Look at the battle Radiohead went through. Even COLDPLAY had their battles to overcome.
It's just part of it. Unfortunate, but part of it.
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Did Coldplay have to go through any battles? Weren't they media darlings from the start? Radiohead were right after The Bends.
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a lot of folks were making fun of coldplay at the beginning for being whimps, and goody-goodys and such.
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Well the 2nd albums are really the ones that make or break a band.
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I feel a little better now after reading Blender's official report on
Radiohead's (discography) ratings.
This is a full page article that rips "All
Hail to the Theif"
to shreads along with the band. I somehow missed this
sad, sad review. It was in the issue just before Blender named Eisley as
"next big thing" with Radiohead on the COVER. Go figure.


Pablo Honey - 2 stars.
The Bends - 5 stars.
Ok Computer - 5 stars.
Kid A - 3 "
Amnesiac - 4 "
Live record - 3 "
All HttT - 3 "

"Complaining that Radiohead sounds miserable is like Complaining that
Britney Spears sounds tacky"...(futher describes the record as:)
"unappealing, resigned, defeated, glum, passive...an hour long sigh";
describes the record as: "87% alienation and 13% swagger"; (says the
record is:) "confusing, offering nothing in the way of chorus, nothing
approaching a hook, nothing graciously pleasing....songs are vague and
half finished..." "Yorks alien voice drawls and croons, often wordlessly,
as though he has given up on language".... (and) "...whinning, tuneless,
agonizingly slow...so depressing you can't imagine anyone wanting to
hear it twice." James Slaughter

Do I need to go on? (Right.) So, I feel better. It makes me not take
journalists to seriously; just spoke with Dave Holmes about it all - he
basically said the same thing - "i learned not to take journalists to
seriously a long time ago...and, it's just an ep...and it's so early....don't
let it get you guys down"...etc.

Just thought I'd pass that on. Still...I'm a little troubled because so much
of their rhetoric wasn't about the music. It was an attack on the "brand"...
the image. Tarnished images are harder to repair. It just puts more
pressure on the first record. Like So Cal Oasis said...the second is just as
important if not more. Honest? - No worries. I'm over it.

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boyd wrote:
It makes me not take journalists too seriously; just spoke with Dave Holmes about it all - he basically said the same thing - "i learned not to take journalists toseriously a long time ago.


I think I need to change jobs... Sad

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Yea, it did seem like an attack on the band. Totally crappy review.
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