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should whoever's responsible for changing the flavor of NECCO Sweetheart's be raped, murdered, and thrown in a vat of acid?
HELL $#@! YES! THEY RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE! THE BASTARDS!
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well, that all sounds a bit harsh, but they should probably be fired, or at least be given a stern talking to, for destroying an important Valentine's Day tradition!
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no, but they SHOULD change them back to the way they've always been, anyways!
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no, NECCO Sweetheart's used to taste like $#@! chalk, and thank God they finally wised up and fixed them!
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uh, what? i don't know what your talking about, but you really need to stop cursing, and could possibly even do with some psychiatric medication!
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Pantheon4
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Saellys wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
Saellys wrote:
While I initially chuckled at the over-the-topness of this thread, I just found out that my husband's PayPal account was identity theft'd and someone tried to transfer $3300 from his bank account, and succeeded far enough for PayPal to remove the money and put a hold on the account until the issue can be resolved by mail, which means we're out three grand until the hold is removed, and suddenly all lesser complaints seem downright insulting in their frivolity and kind of make me want to stab people in the eye.

Wink


All the emoticons in the world cannot hide the malicious intent in your heart.


You misunderstood. I used that emoticon to show people what they'd look like after I stab them in the eye.


Yeah, because people always smile right after they get stabbed in the eye.

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they smile? Shocked Laughing
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dammit
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Those 30 seconds will kill ya'!
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It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

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I am lovin' this thread right about now. Laughing
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Yea, this thread took a big turn for the better. I laughed twice. not bad.

It was something like this: Laughing Laughing But not really...
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Yeah I hate when company's change the flavour of their products too.
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Pantheon4 wrote:
Saellys wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
Saellys wrote:
While I initially chuckled at the over-the-topness of this thread, I just found out that my husband's PayPal account was identity theft'd and someone tried to transfer $3300 from his bank account, and succeeded far enough for PayPal to remove the money and put a hold on the account until the issue can be resolved by mail, which means we're out three grand until the hold is removed, and suddenly all lesser complaints seem downright insulting in their frivolity and kind of make me want to stab people in the eye.

Wink


All the emoticons in the world cannot hide the malicious intent in your heart.


You misunderstood. I used that emoticon to show people what they'd look like after I stab them in the eye.


Yeah, because people always smile right after they get stabbed in the eye.

He isn't smiling. He has been reduced to grinning idiocy because her weapon penetrated the back of the eye socket and destroyed his frontal lobe.
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Saellys
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inorbit wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
Saellys wrote:
Pantheon4 wrote:
Saellys wrote:
While I initially chuckled at the over-the-topness of this thread, I just found out that my husband's PayPal account was identity theft'd and someone tried to transfer $3300 from his bank account, and succeeded far enough for PayPal to remove the money and put a hold on the account until the issue can be resolved by mail, which means we're out three grand until the hold is removed, and suddenly all lesser complaints seem downright insulting in their frivolity and kind of make me want to stab people in the eye.

Wink


All the emoticons in the world cannot hide the malicious intent in your heart.


You misunderstood. I used that emoticon to show people what they'd look like after I stab them in the eye.


Yeah, because people always smile right after they get stabbed in the eye.

He isn't smiling. He has been reduced to grinning idiocy because her weapon penetrated the back of the eye socket and destroyed his frontal lobe.


THAT'S RIGHT.

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lol never heard anyone make such a big deal out of a little candy heart! What do you have against things that are fruity? And chewy? And sweet? Geez...people these days!

And I don't really know what NECCO is, but after reading this I kinda feel like sending my team of ninjas after it...to hell with your gay ass 'vat of acid'...my ninjas will eff NECCO up!...we have to act fast before they go on changing their other candy's into fruity, chewy, and sweet little implings!

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actually, i read up on this very important issue, and they did produce some of the “old school” Sweetheart's flavors this year, and my mom was able to find them, and Valentine's was saved! go mom!

why make two completely different versions of the exact same thing without indicating in any way that they're different, and how/why they're different? the only way to tell them apart is to know the semi-secret "give away": the yummy flavors have the “NECCO” logo on the back and a message telling you to eat “NECCOs” all year round (and you should!), while the $#@! flavors just say that they were made by the “New England Confectionary Company.”

so, as long as they keep on making the old ones, and don't $#@! around with Squirrel Nut Zippers (the greatest candy of all time!), i'll take back my hate — for now…
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So that's what NECCO means! haha Laughing
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Squirrel Nut Zippers is a candy? I just thought it was a band.

I think Nut Zipper is moonshine too.

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do not be afraid. wrote:
actually, i read up on this very important issue, and they did produce some of the “old school” Sweetheart's flavors this year, and my mom was able to find them, and Valentine's was saved! go mom!

why make two completely different versions of the exact same thing without indicating in any way that they're different, and how/why they're different? the only way to tell them apart is to know the semi-secret "give away": the yummy flavors have the “NECCO” logo on the back and a message telling you to eat “NECCOs” all year round (and you should!), while the $#@! flavors just say that they were made by the “New England Confectionary Company.”

so, as long as they keep on making the old ones, and don't $#@! around with Squirrel Nut Zippers (the greatest candy of all time!), i'll take back my hate — for now…


Practically everyone my kids brought home said NECCO. Funny I noticed that after your rant. Laughing Kids didn't like them, I ate most of them... Laughing
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lookingXglass
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It's just the idea of a whole thread about a candy is craking me up!
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