Laughing City

"It's all pipes!"
I pee, male
32%
 32%  [ 38 ]
I pee, female
33%
 33%  [ 40 ]
don't pee, male
11%
 11%  [ 14 ]
don't pee, female
22%
 22%  [ 26 ]
Total Votes : 118

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jdstories
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Wow. 7 pages.

EDIT: I just took it to 8 pages. WOOT!

What amazed me about this thread is some of the misconceptions.

Sweat and urine are not really analogous. Correctly someone stated that urine is not completely sterile, BUT sweat can potentially carry WAY more bacteria than urine, depending upon how long the person has been sweaty (longer means more bacterial growth) and how hairy the person is. Body hair and especially sweaty body hair, provides a natural breeding ground for bacteria, since it catches dirt and stuff out of the air. That is why I have to shave my arm pits. I'm mildly allergic to just about every type of commercially available deodorant. To keep from killing people with my stench I shave my pits. It is successful for the most part. My wyf hasn't left me and rarely complains.

Also, if anyone ever posts about breathing in farts again...so help me...

Aerosolized fecal matter. Nuff said.

Thank you very much. This has been the grossest post of the century. I'd like to thank the Academy. I owe it all to the laughing city and YouTube.

Ugh...

JD

P.S. What was I thinking??! I got more and more grossed out as I continued to type.

P.P.S. Jaime, you were vastly entertaining throughout this thread!

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leighish
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TheAntrider wrote:
patrock wrote:
TheAntrider wrote:
Remind me never to use anyone from the forum's shower again...

Again? You've done it before? :shocked: Wink


Ha ha. I get around!


It's true. He does.

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TheAntrider
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I'm working on getting around some more. Watch out!

jdstories wrote:
P.P.S. Jaime, you were vastly entertaining throughout this thread!


Ha ha, thanks!

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