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How do you occupy your toilet time?

I am a boring, uninventive person; I spend the time sitting there, staring into space while my legs fall asleep.

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I play guitar, keytar, keyboard, a baby grand I have sitting in front of my toilet, and/or other instrument of sound-making

[ 2 ]

Eat

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I read novels and novellas and short stories and magazines or a book or books or the newspaper or everything all at once

40%

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I invent crap...HAHAHAHA...ha

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I watch a talkie or scan through the TV channels

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I talk on the phone, to people, and then laugh when I hang up because I was on the toilet while I talked to them and they didn't know

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I browse the forum

18%

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I listen to music and dance. Yes, dance! Mm, dance

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Ilitherian poop?

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EisleyForever
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Post subject: I've just seen and experienced not only the most exhilirati
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:37 am

ng 3 minutes and 31 seconds of my life, but also the best thing I will ever see in my entire life, ever.

1: Poised to kill, I place the numbers "36.27" into the entry box and hit submit. I confirm the bid.

HIGHEST BIDDER, YAH!!! For the remaining 3:31 seconds of the auction, I repeatedly refresh the page and immediately after it loads, refresh it again until the auction is done. The only other bidder did not question my authority and failed to bid me up or enter a higher bid. So either I was paranoid for nothing and the other person forgot about the auction, or, "You WANT to bid against Teddy? You can't handle the Teddy!"

Congratulations
'Cause I won it
The cool new shirt
Wait, is it a jaaaaaAAAAcket?
And you know that
Until eBay goes bankrupt
I'll always reign supreme
'Cause, like, yeah,
I rooooOOOOOOOOOOck, whoa! Oh.

2: And NOW...the most greatest thing I'll ever be able to see ever in my entire whole being and life.

I was at Jason's Deli, and the guy at the register's nametag said "Jason's Deli" and right below it, his name was Jason! Jason!

What are the odds!?
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thesinisterpenguin
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:43 pm

i invent crap.
hahaha...

and i'm sure Ilitherian does poop.
where is that guy anyway?
....maybe he went to get more ice cream....

that was the best poll ever.

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ali
since 1979

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:31 pm

Aww, ilitherian poop!
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Squirly
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:59 pm

oh i talk to people and laugh
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guitarfreak217
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:01 pm

Reading.... Anyone ever been in a bathroom that lacks reading material or you forget something to read so you resort to the ingredients list on shampoo bottles and such?
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ali
since 1979

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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:27 pm

guitarfreak217 wrote:

Reading.... Anyone ever been in a bathroom that lacks reading material or you forget something to read so you resort to the ingredients list on shampoo bottles and such?

totally.
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EisleyForever
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:32 pm

I like to lock my dog in the bathroom with me and tell her stories, but it said I didn't have ROOM for that option, so Hair Flip, Inquisitive Head Tilt, Dismissive Sound Effect.
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guitarfreak217
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:38 pm

EisleyForever wrote:

I like to lock my dog in the bathroom with me and tell her stories, but it said I didn't have ROOM for that option, so Hair Flip, Inquisitive Head Tilt, Dismissive Sound Effect.

That made my heart smile.
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kajqrd
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:32 pm

Oh, crap... What to choose. Because the truth is that I have actually done most of the choises there. I quite often read while at the toilet. Often times it makes me sit there quite a bit longer than what was actually needed for doing what I actually came there for. I also sometimes sit there so long that my legs fall asleep. I often listen to music and sometimes eat a carrot when going in there Smile

I went for the playing guitar thing...

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