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 Post subject: 10 facts you never knew about Eisley...Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:34 am 
1. Eisley kept at the window will keep vampires at bay! 2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Eisley'. 3. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Eisley! 4. Eisley were declared extinct in 1902! 5. When provoked, Eisley will swivel the tip of their abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at their attacker. 6. Eisley were the first Tsar of Russia! 7. Eisley are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards! 8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Eisley. 9. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Eisley! 10. Cats use their Eisley to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through. (should this be in "General"? I mean "In Japan it is considered rude to talk with general in your mouth", but does that mean that this is in the right place?) http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Eisley&gender=p  _________________ She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the girl from Belfast City, she is courtin' one two three, please won't you tell me who is she? TheClassicRomance wrote: Facebook is a dirty skank blog! |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:44 am
hah, this site is fun. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jon! 1.Two grams of jon provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours! 2.You should always open jon at least an hour before drinking him. 3.Jon can turn his stomach inside out. 4.In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of jon. 5.You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of jon to reach the earth's core. 5.Jon can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant! 7.White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain jon. 8.Snow White's coffin was made of jon! 9.Jon is the world's tallest woman. 10.Jon is the largest of Saturn's moons! .... Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nora! 1.The air around nora is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun! 2.The number one cause of blindness in the US is nora. 3.Nora was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons. 4.Originally, nora could not fly! 5.A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but nora can not! 6.Without its lining of nora, your stomach would digest itself! 7.Nora is the largest of Saturn's moons. 8.Nora can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. 9.If you blow out all the candles on nora with one breath, your wish will come true. 10.The only planet that rotates on its side is nora. |
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Post subject: haha wow Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:18 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stacy! HAHAHA wow! 1.Peanuts and Stacy are beans. 2.If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Stacy would be as small as a pea! 3.Stacy is worth her weight in gold - literally. 4.Antarctica is the only continent without Stacy! 5.A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Stacy! 6.During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Stacy had to pay a special Stacy tax! 7.More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Stacy. 8.Stacy is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives. 9.Some hotels in Las Vegas have Stacy floating in their swimming pools! 10.Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Stacy. |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:50 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Weston! 1. If you kiss Weston for one minute you will burn six or seven calories. 2. If you lick Weston ten times, you will consume one calorie! 3. Weston will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C! 4. Westoology is the study of Weston. 5. Red Weston at night, shepherd's delight. Red Weston at morning, shepherd's warning. 6. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Weston. 7. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Weston would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used them to decorate their battle shields! 8. If you drop Weston from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground. 9. Devoid of their cells and proteins, Weston have the same chemical makeup as sea water! 10. Weston are the only metal that is liquid at room temperature. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:08 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sherri! 1. Sherri is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. 2. Apples are covered with a thin layer of sherri. 3. During World War II, Americans tried to train sherri to drop bombs. 4. Sherri has four noses. 5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than sherri! 6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to sherri. 7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of sherri to reach the earth's core. 8. If you drop sherri from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first! 9. Sherri is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than sherri! 10. Sherri cannot swim. _________________ Day whipped his black dray, Opaque orphan of Ring |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:56 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about God! 1.If you drop god from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground. 2.If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets god! 3.God can taste with his feet. 4.The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal god. 5.It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be god! 6.God can be very poisonous if injected intravenously. 7.God has only one weakness - the colour yellow. 8.God cannot jump. 9.The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention god. 10.India tested its first nuclear god in 1974! _________________ flickr.com/notathome smile 
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Joined: 07 Aug 2006 | Posts: 632 | Location: North-West UK
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 10:30 am
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garron! 1. More people are killed by Garron each year than die in aeroplane accidents. 2. It's bad luck to whistle near Garron. 3. Garron was declared extinct in 1902! 4. It is impossible to fold Garron more than seven times. 5. Garron has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. 6. The first domain name ever registered was Garron.com. 7. Garron can jump up to sixteen times his own height. 8. In Chinese, the sound 'Garron' means 'bite the wax tadpole'! 9. Garron is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp. 10. Garron invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC. Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chauntelle! 1. Chauntelle is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Chauntelle. 2. If you kiss Chauntelle for one minute you will burn six or seven calories! 3. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Chauntelle. 4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Chauntelle in a day. 5. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Chauntelle has 7. 6. Research indicates that Chauntelle will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas! 7. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Chauntelle in your mouth. 8. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Chauntelle. 9. The international dialling code for Chauntelle is 672. 10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Chauntelle! _________________ I know how I was born and I know that I have no choice. I know it may not show on the color of my skin, but I know it’s in my heart and in my soul. –Sara Quin |
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Joined: 06 Apr 2006 | Posts: 2522 | Location: Bay Area, California
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:54 pm
NORA The air around Nora is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun! The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Nora. Nora were invented in China in the eleventh century, but were only used for fireworks, never for weapons. Originally, Nora could not fly! A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Nora can not! Without its lining of Nora, your stomach would digest itself! Nora are the largest of Saturn's moons. Nora can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. If you blow out all the candles on Nora with one breath, your wish will come true. The only planet that rotates on its side is Nora. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:57 pm
paul i think you missed that i already did my name. ... PAUL 1.Paul became extinct in England in 1486! 2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted paul. 3.The only Englishman to become paul was Nicholas Breakspear, who was paul from 1154 to 1159! 4.The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than paul. 5.Paul has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean. 6.While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as paul. 7.Paul can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis. 8.It's bad luck to put paul on a bed. 9.A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and paul. 10.Only one person in two billion will live to be paul! |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm
patrock wrote: paul i think you missed that i already did my name.
... 7.Paul can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis. 8.It's bad luck to put paul on a bed. Ooooh I did miss that 7- haha Paul can't drink
8- That explains why I'm single at the moment then _________________
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:20 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Dead babies! 1.A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted dead babies. 2.Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing dead babies! 3.Dead babies can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time. 4.Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than dead babies. 5.A lump of dead babies the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court. 6.If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in dead babies. 7.Dead babies are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than dead babies. 8.A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find dead babies! 9.The liquid inside dead babies can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. 10.Dead babies have a memory span of three seconds. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:54 pm
vivalaspopie wrote: 10.Dead babies have a memory span of three seconds. I didn't know something dead can have a memory. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 2:03 pm
vivalaspopie wrote: 7.Dead babies are often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than dead babies. I hope Anne Geddes is taking note of this. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:36 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jamie! 1. Tradition allows women to propose to jamie only during leap years. 2. Neil Armstrong first stepped on jamie with his left foot. 3. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with jamie! 4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their jamie. 5. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain jamie. 6. Jamie will often glow under UV light. 7. Over 46,000 pieces of jamie float on every square mile of ocean. 8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of jamie in a day! 9. Jamie is 984 feet tall. 10. Jamie is the only bird that can swim but not fly! _________________ Jamie (the female version) |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:58 pm
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Peyton! 1. The patron saint of Peyton is Saint Eugenie. 2. Peyton can live for up to a week without a head. 3. Peyton have a memory span of three seconds. 4. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Peyton. 5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Peyton! 6. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Peyton, was the only US president ever granted a patent. 7. Peytoomancy is the art of telling the future with Peyton. 8. The risk of being struck by Peyton is one occurence every 9,300 years. 9. The opposite sides of Peyton always add up to seven! 10. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Peyton. _________________
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