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So here is the TRUTH about why Jon "quit" Eisley...

Although the fans have been mislead to believe Jon has quit Eisley, the truth is he was "dismissed".

Eisley has decided to run it's band in a Menuedo type way.
They dismissed Jon because he simply got too old.
Like Menuedo once a member gets too old that member is forced to leave making room for a younger more trendy replacement.

I'll really miss Jon's presence and what he gave to Eisley.


(NOTE: This is a JOKE, please don't leave comments of inrefutable evidence about ages and such. I 100% resepect Jon's decision.)
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I thought it was because his voice changed.
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ryan fisher
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i heard they kicked him out of the band for being too darn good-looking

(wait, did i say that out loud?)

and maybe now he'll have time to track down a cowboy hat for me Razz
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horseslam
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ryan fisher wrote:
i heard they kicked him out of the band for being too darn good-looking



duh.
you're the only one with enough
courage to let out the truth.

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ryan fisher
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horseslam wrote:
ryan fisher wrote:
i heard they kicked him out of the band for being too darn good-looking



duh.
you're the only one with enough
courage to let out the truth.


yeah, i know
i mean, look at these two incredibly good-looking guys:
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granpaturtle
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i heard Jon met some asian chick and was trying to work his new sound into the whole mix...he's gone really crazy...
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granpaturtle wrote:
i heard Jon met some asian chick and was trying to work his new sound into the whole mix...he's gone really crazy...


Laughing Laughing Laughing

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phoenixdown
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ali wrote:
granpaturtle wrote:
i heard Jon met some asian chick and was trying to work his new sound into the whole mix...he's gone really crazy...


Laughing Laughing Laughing


Hold on Jon, Jon hold on, it's gonna be all right...
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granpaturtle wrote:
i heard Jon met some asian chick and was trying to work his new sound into the whole mix...he's gone really crazy...


yesss..and that asian chick is... ME!!! Bwahhaha Twisted Evil

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Soadamango
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oh you know it. gosh out with the old in with the new
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kingspin
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This is scary becuase I made the Menudo joke to Boyd the other day... is my phone being tapped? I didnt think anyone else would even know of them.. just funny.
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cgar7
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the dupree's are like Beyonce and Jon is the other girls who "left" the band
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i dont trust that destiny's child.
them getting back together was just for publicity

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cgar7
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hmmm you know what i don't trust them either

down with the child ...oh wait they broke up didn't they

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heck yes and im glad to know it
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