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 Post subject: Feminine Jesus?Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:58 am 
In East Texas, close to Lindale, there is a drive through Christmas light thing called Santaland. As I got to the end of the religious section I did a double take. I was pretty sure they used a feminine mannequin as Jesus. Later I found this picture of the mannequin on their website. You can click on it to make it bigger. I'm trying to figure out why it seems feminine - the other Jesus' have long hair as well, but I think most also have beards. More pics here: http://www.santalandtexas.com/Religiuos%20Section.htm So I decided to take a poll.  _________________ I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:10 am
thats horrifying jesus has never been so scary but i guess he IS a zombie already |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:13 am
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:21 am
olimario wrote: thats horrifying
jesus has never been so scary but i guess he IS a zombie already Jesus can't be a zombie because he isn't black! IDIOT! _________________ Power is only pain It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. "Can we get control of an individual to the point where he will do our bidding against his will and even against fundamental laws of nature, such as self preservation?" -memo from 1952 Project ARTICHOKE 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:37 am
olimario wrote: Frankenstein on that graph should be Frankenstein's Monster, btw. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 8:56 am
They probably didn't think anyone would pay as close attention to it as you would. Good job. _________________ Be happy, be contagious. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:07 am
Yeah, that mannequin's body structure is a little queer, no pun intended... and by the face, it looks like one of the Geico Cavemen. By the way there is no such thing as a Hermaphrodite Mannequin, though I'd bet there are "real dolls" like that. And I hope those aren't low budget real dolls either. All Mannequin, as a service to mankind are without reproductive organ facsimiles. But it's too late to call it Neuter ain't it? _________________ yup, that's my name. FOR YOUR RATING PLEASURE: 4 LIKE Buttons, 1 NEUTRAL, 1 VEXED, 5 DISLIKE buttons. LC > FB           
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:23 am
Actually, it's a little creepy! _________________ Mike=] |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:34 am
golly_sandra wrote: They probably didn't think anyone would pay as close attention to it as you would. Good job. the thing is - they have some further away scenes, so i don't know why they didn't use it on one of those, but this one is really close to the path of the cars. a co-worker went with her family and her son said something about it, too. wil, i did have an 'asexual' poll choice, but i deleted it. herm was a joke option. _________________ I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Master is away. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:42 am
^ I wasn't really serious. And, I thought that option was funny, but all the Ciara and Lady Gaga fans might get offended.  _________________ yup, that's my name. FOR YOUR RATING PLEASURE: 4 LIKE Buttons, 1 NEUTRAL, 1 VEXED, 5 DISLIKE buttons. LC > FB
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:43 am
I believe I have inappropriately giggled at the levitating Jesus every time I've been to that display. This is the first year in ages I have not visited Santaland. _________________ Kyle |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:33 am
I saw this photo in another thread and it being Jesus never crossed my mind. I thought it was from an M83 video or something. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:51 am
I'm not sure how you can draw any conclusions; the body is completely covered. olimario wrote: This is made of so much win. _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 12:17 pm
I think this a case of dude looks like a lady. Something about that jaw says man to me. _________________ Kulvir. |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 8:52 am
That, that, duuuude looks like a lady! |
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