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mr pine
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ok so this story is old but i just got around to telling it.

a while back i was diagnosed with kidney stones, which sucked. the pain was horrible. anyways after about a week, the pain went away and i thought that all was well.

shoot to two months later, i go to the eisley show in chi town (the one with pilotdrift)

shoot to less than a week later
i get a pain in my groin and have to pee constantly then
i pass a huge stone.

see what i figure happened was, i was in the front row at the concert and the sub woofers were basically aimed at my crotch. so everytime jon hit the bass i felt it.
so i think that the sub woofers hitting my kidney knocked a stone loose, sending it through my body and out my special place.

sound right to you all>?

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Sorry about your problem, but....that made me a little sick. Sad Sad
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That's too bad, but you never know what could've caused it.
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Sorry about your problem, but....that made me a little sick.


I feel the same way

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im sorry. but man, that was graphic.
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mr pine
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the igonorance motif wrote:
im sorry. but man, that was graphic.


i am sure i could of been more graphic.

the thing is that my wife is pregnant so every lady i told, that i had kidney stones, said "now you know what its like to give birth"

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hooray!

good old bass...i knew there was some use for it....
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thesinisterpenguin wrote:
hooray!

good old bass...i knew there was some use for it....


well, you know... they do say that no-one really knows exactly how someone touches another in the mind. Smile

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mr pine wrote:
see what i figure happened was, i was in the front row at the concert and the sub woofers were basically aimed at my crotch. so everytime jon hit the bass i felt it.


I'm so sorry that is awful but that part made me lol.

How does one get kidney stones in the first place so i'll know to do the exact opposite? kthx
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thats like the "brown note"..

everyone should do that, to pass their stone..hahaha Wink

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