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Saellys
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Breaking news: Sherri has started a contest on her Xanga. If you write the best new version of "Telescope Eyes," you get a framed copy of your lyrics. Second place gets "to kick A&R in the tush," which I think is a much better prize. Oh well. Below is my submission.

Oh-oh, this album will not end
They tell me "Sherri, friend,
Please change 'Telescope Eyes,'
Make it neat,
Try something more like Avril Lavigne."

Go cry, go run away
Let your short legs carry you away
From this big town
And the industry
It's no place for a band
As talented as Eisley
It's an awful disease

Please don't make me write
Please don't make me write
This song is fine, I know you know
This song is mine, so leave me alone

Dear Warner, why can't you see
It's just not worth the energy
To change "Telescope Eyes"
One more time
I can't do it again

Please don't make me write
Please don't make me write
This song is fine, I know you know
This song is mine, so leave me alone
(repeat)

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i think...even though i sense the jokeness of this thread, you still took it too seriously, and have too much time on your hands
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Saellys
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granpaturtle wrote:
i think...even though i sense the jokeness of this thread, you still took it too seriously, and have too much time on your hands


And you are correct.

Remember, you're talking to the person who wrote "Subway Bloody Subway" here.

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Wow that is nuts. I can't believe that. Re-write the verses? I'll bet they don't ask that of Bono or Chris Martin. Sheesh.

I'll make an attempt. But it won't be as cool as the original.

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Hm. I'm too lazy.
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wow that's pretty insulting Confused


maybe i'll try...maybe

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I have to say I'm not very happy with the label people if they are making Sherri write new lyrics for TE. She should only rewrite if she feels the song needs it.
Say it ain't so...
Don't let them force you.

P.

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Hey good songs sell records and if A&R and [sarcasm](this is a wild guess)[/sarcasm] eisley dosen't like it, then a change is in order if its gonna be on the record don't ya think

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indie record labels are cooler.
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ptah wrote:
I have to say I'm not very happy with the label people if they are making Sherri write new lyrics for TE. She should only rewrite if she feels the song needs it.
Say it ain't so...
Don't let them force you.

P.


yep,my thoughts exactly..whatever happened to the "don't fix it if it's not broken" attitude? The lyrics are fine the way they are.

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maybe they'll just decide to scrap the song altogether... got my fingers crossed Cool
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I've always thought it should go like this. Written from an old man's perspective ...

She humored me today
Calling me out as gay
With my telescope eyes, and false teeth
I can’t be seen with you (you whipsnapper)

So laugh with me today
Let your sexy legs carry you this way
You've got a punk dress and flirty hair
My Depends are waiting for you
I'm not old, too old for you
Marry me, please

I'm a geriatric guy
I'm a geriatric guy
I'm just like you, a little bit old
I'm just like you, but don't give me a cold

Dear hot babe, why can’t you see?
You’re just not near enough like me
With my telescope eyes, and false teeth
I can’t be seen with you (you whipsnapper)

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I think it should be a duet between Craig and Sherri

(Sherri)
Oh oh..this ain't gonna be a good day
Craig's comin over to say
(Craig)
"That that Telescope Eyes
the words you see,
they don't make any sense to me"

"Don't cry, don't turn away...
let your brain pop out that hit today
With your smartness, and your changing hair,
won't you please do this for me...and we'll hear that cha-ching$"

(Sherri)
Please don't say "re-write"
Please don't say "re-write"

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Ha. A duet! Perfect! Laughing

I think it's ironic that Eisley's hit — with some of their most straightforward lyrics that armies can repeat around Dallas — is the one that gets the wrath of rewrite (well, i guess of the ones we know). How can that not make sense??

I guess I'm trying to apply logic where there is none, though. Confused

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the song is really about me... (you know, i have corrected lenses)
and, I'm so old i have metal teeth... and, mathew is short for boyd.
so, if she re-writes it, it'll probably be about my slowly balding wig.
or if my arm rots off, it could be about that.

all i know is that the song is sounding very very.
it sure is. i'm surprised actually. it's so... she's so...h e a v y....

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