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Oddly enough, I just read this in Scientific American the other day:
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http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=regrowing-human-limbs&print=true

One of the most encouraging signs that human limb regeneration is a feasible goal is the fact that our fingertips already have an intrinsic ability to regenerate. This observation was made first in young children more than 30 years ago, but since then similar findings have been reported in teenagers and even adults. Fostering regeneration in a fingertip amputation injury is apparently as simple as cleaning the wound and covering it with a simple dressing. If allowed to heal naturally, the fingertip restores its contour, fingerprint and sensation and undergoes a varying degree of lengthening. The success of this conservative treatment of fingertip amputation injuries has been documented in medical journals thousands of times. Interestingly, the alternative protocol for such injuries typically included operating to suture a skin flap over the amputation wound, a “treatment” that we now know will inhibit regeneration even in the salamander because it interferes with formation of the wound epidermis. The profound message in these reports is that human beings have inherent regenerative capabilities that, sadly, have been suppressed by some of our own traditional medical practices.


So if you ever cut off a fingertip, now you know what to do.

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it reallllyyyy doesn't look as bad as you guys are making it seem. But it definitely sucks for stuff like that to happen. Weston is an electrician?
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Cell phones and worker safety don't mix. The same with cell phones and driving. No cell phone equals greater mental acuity and fewer accidents. Turn off your phone Weston. Hopefully Weston's supervisor gave him a stern admonishment.
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gundamit wrote:
Turn off your phone Weston. Hopefully Weston's supervisor gave him a stern admonishment.


I don't think it was him talking on the phone

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and some guy was on the phone, so i stopped to be nice
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Ah. Stopped his work so the guy could hear his phone. Gotcha. NM. Embarassed
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Envenomed627 wrote:
it reallllyyyy doesn't look as bad as you guys are making it seem.


Eh, maybe, but just looking at that makes most of us shudder from sheer imagination of the pain. That and I'm sure I'd freak if that happen.
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sawzalls (SP) always make me think of when I had a plumbing job on fire island with my friend, me and my friend were digging a trench from the water main to some other pipe so we could lay pipe down, but there were lots of roots, so we called our boss and asked if he could deliver us a sawzall so we could cut the roots because it was SUCH a pain in the ass, so he comes by and gives us the sawzall that we later learned was without a battery.

edit: just realized that was a "you had to be there" story. disregard.


edit 2: also realized how many homo-erotic innuendos are in that story. haha. also disregard.
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Envenomed627 wrote:
sawzalls (SP) always make me think of when I had a plumbing job on fire island with my friend, me and my friend were digging a trench from the water main to some other pipe so we could lay pipe down, but there were lots of roots, so we called our boss and asked if he could deliver us a sawzall so we could cut the roots because it was SUCH a pain in the ass, so he comes by and gives us the sawzall that we later learned was without a battery.

edit: just realized that was a "you had to be there" story. disregard.


edit 2: also realized how many homo-erotic innuendos are in that story. haha. also disregard.


Most people would not have said anything about said innuendos if you didn't mention it.

That being said, I think I found about four of them.
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i thought that was going to be a crank post right upon reading fire island, and now i see that it's not! wow. so you really laid pipe on fire island, now that's a funny story.
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KH Vandread wrote:
Most people would not have said anything about said innuendos if you didn't mention it.
He already had me LoLing at:
Envenomed627 wrote:
I had a plumbing job on fire island with my friend

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Oh ha! Fire Island didn't even register.

Sounds like the next season of Survivor to me.
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MichaelMakeArt wrote:
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Weston wrote:
Could have been worse. Could have been better. now people on the streets will see my thumb and say "OH MY! LOOK AT THAT MONSTER!"
i am going to have to wear a glove on my left hand only.

And tell people, "You should see the other guy!" This was the best line tho:

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right when it happened i looked at my boss and said "give me some whiskey and a match!"


Hah, that Weston is such a cut-up.... Very Happy

That was such a good line, I am going to have to use that the next time I injure myself at work.
And I like your signature! Cool
I'm glad you like that quote.

Ha, yeah. Smile You put in words what I consider a fundamental difference between those of us who 'get' their music and those who don't, so I thought it fitting to use as my sig.

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Weston looks pretty happy in Sherri's latest journal post-- Just wondering about Wes' thumb... it's been about two months since that nasty Sawzall accident. Does anybody know how it healed up? Hope it's OK!! Smile
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Dan and Sam wrote:
Weston looks pretty happy in Sherri's latest journal post-- Just wondering about Wes' thumb... it's been about two months since that nasty Sawzall accident. Does anybody know how it healed up? Hope it's OK!! Smile

yeah, we could use a thumbs-update! Smile

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