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thesinisterpenguin wrote: whos the umm...mother? 'Star' says Jude Law(IT BETTER NOT BE HIM! He's mine, I hope you know.), 'Insider' says it's Renee Zellweger. Meanwhile, 'People' has gotten a source that claims to be a close friend of Jonathan, who cements the many buzzing rumours that the mother is Weston. CNN, however, is taking the high road and saying it's the president of Ireland. No matter who, congratulations, Jonathan Wilson-Law-Zellweger-DuPree! (Even others say all of the aforementioned people are the mother of Jonathan's child, and that a ginormous wedding is in the mix) _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. Zing! Congrats, Jon! All the best to your... um, baby, if that's what you're pregant with. Could be anything, really. _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003 | Posts: 14510 | Location: Alone on an airplane, fallin' asleep against the windowpane...
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Joined: 15 Aug 2003 | Posts: 25184 | Location: East Texas
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Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: Your hands are full of babies. No they're not! I-- (looks down at hands to see them carrying 10 babies each) How does he do that? _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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EisleyForever wrote: Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Break it down! Chook-a-chooka-chook! Muthaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Muthaaaaaaaaa! _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Joined: 24 Sep 2003 | Posts: 14510 | Location: Alone on an airplane, fallin' asleep against the windowpane...
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magnetic headbot wrote: granpaturtle wrote: thesinisterpenguin wrote: or rather...jonathon is screwed....
sorry. i was implying that i impregnated him...sheesh...NO ONE GETS MY HUMOR I got it! Don't feeeel bad...i understood your humor hehe i was implying that jon got laid. |
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Joined: 02 Sep 2003 | Posts: 11396 |
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Saellys wrote: EisleyForever wrote: Jon's cup size is gonna go from A to D, it's bad for him but it's fun for me! I mean ... what? Where AM I?! [flees] wrote: 'Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy. Break it down! Chook-a-chooka-chook! Muthaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Muthaaaaaaaaa! Reminds me of the song with the Conan back-up vocals. (Look, Dan, see?! CONAN BACK UP VOCALS! LOOK! WATCH!) I hate my baby momma(WHA?) I hate my baby momma(HAUH?!) _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Joined: 29 Jun 2003 | Posts: 11069 | Location: Prague
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Anyone else think that Jonathan is channelling teddy? _________________ "The revolution starts today, not tomorrow." :: got g-Love? |
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Joined: 02 Nov 2002 | Posts: 4224 | Location: Chicago, IL
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