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EisleyForever
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I mean, WOW! She's so dern good lookin', I can't stand it! Not even Prague is more photogenic than that fine lady! I bark like a dog at the wrong tree to Stacy! I have written a haiku for her!

There is a lady
Named Stacy, and she deserves
stuff. Daaaayyyyuuuum HOT, man!

I mean, I love her, and, and, like, my hobby is carving soap, and one day I carved a soap dish with her name on it, and it's got her face on it, too. And, and, so, like, and, my, my other hobby, fencing, like, one day, I pasted a big picture of Stacy's face onto my fencing helmet, and I cut out the eyes of the picture, so, so like, I could BE Stacy when I weared my fencing helmet and, and, like, fenced. And, and, one day, I, I was, like, so, I was making my own jam, and I figured out how to make Stacy's face into the jam, so I could see stacy when I was eating my peanut butter and jelly sammiches, man. I love Stacy so much, that I, like, so, so, I went to the pottery store where they let you paint pottery, and I painted Stacy's face onto a cat. And, and once, once, see, one time, I papier mache'd Stacy's face onto my travel bags, so that when I go to all of the airports, people will see Stacy, and they will exclaim, "My, my, that lady with the travel bags must really love that lady on the travel bags!" See, they say this, because Stacy and I are going to get married one day.










....Or are only boys allowed to make 'I love [insert band member here] a little too much' threads?

...I need to go watch the Olympics. Somewhere, the Thorpedo is losing to the Iron Man in the water, Michael Phelps...

Or so says Pat O'Brien.

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Jonathan
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that's pretty awesome.
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homesick_alien
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I just woke up,it's 6:54am and I'm trying to read one of Teddy's posts

My brain isn't awake enough yet Laughing

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SicTransitErica
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13297 points for this post. Laughing
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brit*zoe
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haha i used to do fencing haha
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sizeablescars
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oh good, i'm not the only one who does all of that. Very Happy


(200th post. woo!)
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Lisa
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That made me chuckle, Teddy you are one of a kind
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ryan fisher
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that was, wihtout a doubt, one of the funniest things i've ever read...today...or at least since lunch time
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leighish
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woooo yay Tedelicious!
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Shain
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thats is seriously the funniest thing I have ever read.
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