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 Post subject: THERE'S A MAN IN THE AIRVENT!!!Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 6:29 pm 
It's directly above me...and it's dark...and I bet goo's gonna start coming out of the airvent...and...AHHHH I hear wind a-blowing And there are no signs that they are slowing... Because the rowers...keep on..ROWING.... AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I felt the wind shift in that air vent Hold ON; I have to run 'Cause I can't escape There's nooOOOooo way Granpaturtle's in my aaaaAAAAaaaair vent AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! When he finds me, he'll retrieve me Take me where feared gnomes will eat me But I can't escape There's nooOOOooo way Ryan Fisher will not saaaAAAve me now BeCAUSE! He works for that dastardly turtle AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! Those nerds are in the air vent now But all I want is juice Crawling in the air vent now But all I want is juice JUICE!!!! This beautiful orange juice I shared with turtle All drunk down He'll make me take Drammamine I'll sah-leeeeeeeep foooOOOrever Until I wake in the air vent lair The lair, OHHHHH YAHEAHHHHH 'Cause I can't escape It's granpaturtle And he's called to arms RyaaaAAAAn Fisher AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHH! AHHH! AHHHHHHH!  _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 8:25 pm
could you be any weirder?  _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:30 pm
nice! A: C is the answer. and D: C wasn't available. |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:20 am
Such a crafty re-writing of Poe's The Raven. A beautiful rhythmic quality perhaps unsurpassed in any other work of American literature. _________________ "A little less love, a little more common decency." - Kurt Vonnegut |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 5:17 am
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Now if we could get an .mp3 ...  _________________ Jamie (the female version) |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 am
lay off the glue ef :P yes, like jamie said, we need an mp3! _________________ "Religions have started on lesser revelations" - investor on MarketWatch.com |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:25 am
The answer was A: C because its starting to get warm. BTW: What the fudge was that? |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:39 am
Don't you worry... A compilation entitled "Eisley Songs Turned Into Songs About Granpaturtle" will be coming soon...with a photo of me on the cover with long, flowing, Michael Bolton-hair and a flute... Congratulations 'Cause he made it Michael Bolton Gave me a wig of hair And you know that Until the stars fall! I'll always wear it And it will be really, creeeepy STILL!!! Shutting up I am dreaming Of air-vent madmen And STILL! I must stop now Blah blah blah blah... Okay. _________________ If the end of the world has proper noodles I'll probably be okay with it. |
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