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 Post subject: How to cook Room NoisesPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:26 am 
With the band gearing up to record a new album, who needs this old thing anyway? In with the new I say! (note: no copies of Room Noises were hurt in the filming of this project) Ingredients: 
One Copy of Eisley's Room Noises 
A bunch of this crap... 
A toaster oven 
FIRE! Preperation: Put yer pan on the fire and let it warm up a bit. 
Grill both sides of Room Noises for about 4-5 minutes a piece on medium-high heat. 
While it cooks, put the CD Jewel case into the toaster oven to get it nice and warm After you cook everything, wrap your grilled CD inside the warmed jewel case. It should look like this: 
mmmm, delicious, that little bit of brown tossed off to the side is Telescope Eyes, It looked a little old so I took it out. Anyway, all that's left now is the eatin! 
MMM MMM! Yummy Eisley deliciousness...note that I am wearing a hoodie and a wool hat inside my house...because we have no heat... But something strange happened when I consumed Room Noises...I...changed...into... 
AN ACTUAL TURTLE! I evolved! HOLY POOP! And with this new step I will swim out to open waters, far away from Laughing City where I can...raise eggs into babies... Peace out kids _________________ welcome to the no pants club boone |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:27 am
You're dang weird. _________________ my name's carrie and i love a good sandwich so if you have a sandwich, come roll with me! 
i'm gonna marry the mars volta. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:29 am
hisownshot wrote: You're dang weird. agreed. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:33 am
i for one like it. especially the turtle suit. _________________ EisleyWebGuy "The industrialists never saw the fruit of their own labor - Post Moderism, which I now proclaim as dead. Their forefathers digital revolutionists, have accelerated the final resolve by punctuating an end to our chaotic journey with a new manifesto and a new era: The Age of Meaning." (manifesto's sold separate) Welcome: Illuminists |
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Joined: 04 Nov 2002 | Posts: 5180 | Location: Tyler, Texas
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:37 am
Quote: Eisley in half shell ! _________________ 
Here's the game of grand mistakes while floating with a fan above a nothing.The crowd is ready sides are steady you are clutching my hand, it is hurting |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:39 am
So, it looks like Andrew meant that last bit. It's not a joke; it's not a hoax. He's really leaving. This makes me sad on many levels. But at least he went out with a bang. In a turtle suit. The way he came into this forum. _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:42 am
Saellys wrote: So, it looks like Andrew meant that last bit. It's not a joke; it's not a hoax. He's really leaving.
This makes me sad on many levels. But at least he went out with a bang. In a turtle suit. The way he came into this forum. WHAT? your joking...yea. not funny. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:43 am
patrock wrote: Saellys wrote: So, it looks like Andrew meant that last bit. It's not a joke; it's not a hoax. He's really leaving.
This makes me sad on many levels. But at least he went out with a bang. In a turtle suit. The way he came into this forum. WHAT? your joking...yea. not funny. Ah, no. Not joking.  _________________ INTELLECT AND ROMANCE OVER BRUTE FORCE AND CYNICISM Smokemonster |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:44 am
Saellys wrote: patrock wrote: Saellys wrote: So, it looks like Andrew meant that last bit. It's not a joke; it's not a hoax. He's really leaving.
This makes me sad on many levels. But at least he went out with a bang. In a turtle suit. The way he came into this forum. WHAT? your joking...yea. not funny. Ah, no. Not joking. NO. i wont believe you....no. why? im sooo sad. 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:46 am
no, this was real. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:56 am
cgar7 wrote: Quote: Eisley in half shell ! granpa turtle power! _________________ mmmmm babypuffs. 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:56 am
patrock wrote: Saellys wrote: patrock wrote: Saellys wrote: So, it looks like Andrew meant that last bit. It's not a joke; it's not a hoax. He's really leaving.
This makes me sad on many levels. But at least he went out with a bang. In a turtle suit. The way he came into this forum. WHAT? your joking...yea. not funny. Ah, no. Not joking. NO. i wont believe you....no. why? im sooo sad. He's coming back. This place is his crack. _________________ Power is only pain It’s probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in. "Can we get control of an individual to the point where he will do our bidding against his will and even against fundamental laws of nature, such as self preservation?" -memo from 1952 Project ARTICHOKE 
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:00 pm
this thread reminds me of the thing they used to have in PS1 magasine, where they took a rubbish game and gave it a punishment, like encasing it and concrete and throwing it off a bridge into a river, or blowing it up with TNT... good times... _________________ She is handsome, she is pretty, she is the girl from Belfast City, she is courtin' one two three, please won't you tell me who is she? TheClassicRomance wrote: Facebook is a dirty skank blog! |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:17 pm
i still love you granpaturtle. you've been like a....like an estranged granpa to me. i love you man. |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:22 pm
I thought this was going to be a this-is-room-noises-this-is-room-noises-on-drugs sort of thing. Any questions? JD _________________ "Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters |
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