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What should I say?
I lost it. Sorry i lose em all the time!
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It was stolen....(I really wouldn't use that one)!
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Don't even give an excuse, just politely ask for a new one? Will that work?
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guitargalash
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Ok so my ID is missing again, the thing is I just got a new one not even two months ago. Anyone know what I should tell them at the DMV without looking like a complete idiot. Ugh! Your input is very much appreciated!
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Just tell them you need a new one. They should all be public servants there, right?
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say that you fell over the other day and dropped all your stuff, and it must have slipped out and fallen down the drain. you went down to find it but ran away because there was a clown asking if you wanted a balloon down in the sewers.
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guitargalash
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lol they might check me into the nearest mental ward for that one sinister but I really should use it.
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thesinisterpenguin
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guitargalash wrote:
lol they might check me into the nearest mental ward for that one sinister but I really should use it.


that never happened in 'IT'....

..duh...
being grown-ups, they would tell you its just a myth, and that you were being silly.

*edit*
they may also not even speak about it...its been a while since i saw the film..
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just tell them you hated your picture and wanted a new one.
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Just don't mention the other times. Maybe they see enough people that they won't even recognize you? Confused
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Idea Wink
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CUBSWINWORLDSERIES wrote:
Just tell them you need a new one. They should all be public servants there, right?


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Tell them you just recently make this human flesh mask from one of your recent victims, and you need the proper ID to go with it.
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guitargalash
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that will work brilliantly, I think you guys are secretly trying to get me commited. But I figure I will wait a bit cos I would have needed the ID to buy cigs and or go out drinking which I dont plan on doing for a long time, so maybe its a good thing in disguise!?
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If no ID keeps you from smoking or drinking, then it is a blessing. Neither smoking nor drinking will benefit you in the long run. Alcohol makes you fat and corrodes your liver. Smoking, well everyone knows that will kill you.
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just photoshop one.


just kidding, don't heh ;P

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MoreOfTheSame
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Wouldn't it just be easier to tell them the truth? I'd think that such outlandish excuses would draw suspicion that you didn't exactly "lose" your license on accident, which wouldn't lead to a fun situation.

CUBSWINWORLDSERIES wrote:
If no ID keeps you from smoking or drinking, then it is a blessing. Neither smoking nor drinking will benefit you in the long run. Alcohol makes you fat and corrodes your liver. Smoking, well everyone knows that will kill you.


And if he's in a traffic stop he'll be forced to part with $200+ in fines.
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CUBSWINWORLDSERIES
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MoreOfTheSame wrote:
Wouldn't it just be easier to tell them the truth? I'd think that such outlandish excuses would draw suspicion that you didn't exactly "lose" your license on accident, which wouldn't lead to a fun situation.

CUBSWINWORLDSERIES wrote:
If no ID keeps you from smoking or drinking, then it is a blessing. Neither smoking nor drinking will benefit you in the long run. Alcohol makes you fat and corrodes your liver. Smoking, well everyone knows that will kill you.


And if he's in a traffic stop he'll be forced to part with $200+ in fines.


You assume he drives. I did not make that assumption. "ID" vs. "Driver's License" would be how I came to my conclusion, and that the post before mine he was talking about not buying cigs or alcohol with no ID.
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