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 Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:03 pm 
Thank you  _________________ I know how I was born and I know that I have no choice. I know it may not show on the color of my skin, but I know it’s in my heart and in my soul. –Sara Quin |
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Joined: 06 Apr 2006 | Posts: 2522 | Location: Bay Area, California
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Post subject: Re: Going, going, gone... a sad feeling Stacy had Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:04 pm
patrock wrote: emmione wrote: treetops12 wrote: emmione wrote: lonelynation3 wrote: treetops12 wrote: LiKEMAGiCWHiTESKY wrote: Stacy went thru a moment when she felt something that left quickly. Duh.
By the way, why does Stacy hardly ever smile? Because she doesn't have to... she's Stacy! maybe her face is made out of plaster...that's what Sherri said  ""Maybe Stacy doesn't smile because her face is made out of plaster. But hey, who am I to judge?""  Hey do you know where the originals to the Stacy pictures in your sig are? I got them from EisleyPix, but I just checked back for the link, and the site is down  So is OrangeGoldAndGreen.com  http://eisley.tehsheriff.org/ http://orangegoldandgreen.org/ *Double-take* that was weird, when I checked they were both down  Thanks for posting the links
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Joined: 28 Aug 2005 | Posts: 82 | Location: Woodbridge, VA
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Post subject: Re: Going, going, gone... a sad feeling Stacy had Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:04 pm
Twnty4Stvns wrote: Kimbrtones wrote: Trust me.....you guys are providing tons of entertainment to Stacy with all of this  She's watching this!?!?! Oh crap!! Of course. emmione wrote: I got them from EisleyPix, but I just checked back for the link, and the site is down So is OrangeGoldAndGreen.com It's orangegoldandgreen.org now. "It's dot-com!" _________________ Scriptozoology, a screenwriting blog .. Facebook |
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Post subject: Re: Going, going, gone... a sad feeling Stacy had Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:06 pm
boone wrote: Twnty4Stvns wrote: Kimbrtones wrote: Trust me.....you guys are providing tons of entertainment to Stacy with all of this She's watching this!?!?! Oh crap!! Of course. emmione wrote: I got them from EisleyPix, but I just checked back for the link, and the site is down So is OrangeGoldAndGreen.com It's orangegoldandgreen.org now. "It's dot-com!" Thanks
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Joined: 28 Aug 2005 | Posts: 82 | Location: Woodbridge, VA
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Post subject: Re: Going, going, gone... a sad feeling Stacy had Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 3:50 pm
boone wrote: Twnty4Stvns wrote: Kimbrtones wrote: Trust me.....you guys are providing tons of entertainment to Stacy with all of this She's watching this!?!?! Oh crap!! Of course. emmione wrote: I got them from EisleyPix, but I just checked back for the link, and the site is down So is OrangeGoldAndGreen.com It's orangegoldandgreen.org now. "It's dot-com!" Homestar! _________________ Not all those who wonder are lost. |
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Joined: 17 Mar 2005 | Posts: 89 | Location: Atlanta, GA
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Post subject: Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 8:50 pm
Hmmmm ... I thought I had dealt this thread a post that had killed it completely on the 27th when I told you guys of my plans to use Stacy's time portal to go back to 1497. I guess I'll have to take another shot at it ... Things didn't quite go according to plan. I'm a little embarrassed to admit what happened but I should fess up to save others from making the same mistake. I'll try to make a very long story as short as possible. I arrived in Rome just in time to see Giovanni surrounded by ninjas. The ninja were intrigued with how I had appeared out of nowhere, just as I was intrigued by Italian ninjas. Never heard of them before. They were just stealthier than their Japanese counterparts. They starting asking questions that I couldn't understand due to language barriers. At first I was reluctant to say anything thinking that I might upset the time stream and change the future. But when it became obvious they might hurt me (I have no tolerance for pain ... and just a little for discomfort) I spilled my guts before they did it for me. I dropped Stacy's name and Giovanni turns to me and says in perfect English "Dude. You know Stacy?" It turns out Giovanni was actually joining this secret Ninja society, hence his "disappearance" in 1497. Giovannin convinced his fellow ninjas to let me work for the secret ninja society which would also help keep me from disturbing the time continuum. I took the job they offered me since I needed some source of income. My first tip to time travellers whose destination is 1497 would be to leave your American Express, Visa and Mastercard at home. No one will honor it there. None of the merchants seemed impressed with the fact the $87 cash I had would be legal tender several hundred years in the future. Unfortunately for me, my computer skills were not in high demand. The best job they could offer me was slave in the laundry room. After I realized they didn't have washing machines I started to regret my decision. The fact that they all sported sumo style underwear was another bit of bad news. Worse was the fact that bidets and toilet tissue were not in vogue. After about 110 years I was promoted to candle maker. Yeah you might be wondering either what took so long or how I come I didn't take the popular form of retirement at that point in time - a dirt nap. Honesty, I worked as hard as anyone in that laundry but I don't think my bosses liked me. They always wrote bad things in my reviews like "passes out before the floggings" or "screams 'UNION!' (whatever that is) at his fellow workers". I couldn't take the retirement because I wasn't aging. Somehow my internal biological clock was still pegged to 2006. At the time it seemed like a mixed blessing. My first real lucky break came in came in 1685 when I popped an idea into the ninja suggestion box. They liked my idea about adopting my native tongue - colloquial 21st century American English - as their secret ninja language since it bore little resemblance to the old English spoken on the isle to the north. Our ninja franchise rules restricted our business dealings to just Italy so it was unlikely the language would be de-coded. A few ninjas complained this was an idea from a non-ninja that was either too stupid or lazy to learn Italian and who was promoted to candle maker only because he was never very good at getting tough stains out of clothes. It was obvious they were just totally jealous because they didn't think of it first! Teaching ninjas English gave me a chance to start doing some professional networking with the ninjas. While I had no training in the ninja arts they did allow to enter into their clerical and administrative ranks. From there I was able to use my powers of stealth (and access to mailing lists of ninjas) to secretly organise the first ninja union. From there it snowballed and after a few hundred years I was elected president of the Worldwide International Professional Assassins of Stealth Society. My union dreams born amid piles of dirty laundry had been realized. As the 20th century dawned I suddenly remembered that the alien invasion was only 100 years away. My ninja brothers and I decided that we would empty out our considerable union treasury to raise armies of ninjas to repel the invaders. An entire generation of ninjas were trained from birth for one mission only. On 4/20/2006 when I gave the signal our ninja army around the world would pop out of their hiding spots and plunk down metal hats on the heads of thousands of humans in key positions of our world's politics, militaries, media and the arts. That would break the hold of their alien masters and thereby foil the alien's invasion plans. The day arrives and I'm standing in the shadows of the Croatian Culture Centre in Vancouver just about to give the signal when out walks the "Crack Lady". Even though my team of ninjas are in full stealth mode she looks straight at us says "I sure hope you're not here for the invasion". We cling to the shadows a little tighter and hope that she is just talking to the voices in her head. No such luck. She tells us "The invasion was called off. The aliens were having problems with the marinades and sauces for us humans so they just decided to move on to the next planet. Stacy's is going to post an emoticon coded message about it later tonight." While I was happy to get the definitive translation of Stacy's post, my ninja brothers who had spent their entire lives and decades of union dues hoping to repel an alien invasion, were less than happy to receive my text messaged "Never mind!" Embarrassing? Yeah a little bit. I take full responsibility for my failure to decode Stacy's post. But I believe my 500+ year "time out" was more than enough punishment for my mistake. But try telling that to the thousands of ninjas trying to hunt me down right now. Its a hard sell. If there is one lesson to be learned by my experience I think its that emoticons are dangerous. I'm staying away from them and I'm only going to read the ambiguous prose from Stacy from now on. I also learned black is very stealthy ... and slimming. |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 5:48 pm
Crack lady told you it was called off? Man, I tried telling you that you were full of crap. Aliens don't even exist man, and if they did, they wouldn't eat humans. They'd all die, because the simple ratio of ufo sitings and aliens would be incredibly disproportioned, and not very many people just vanish unexplainably, and these aliens couldn't possibly explain the reason every single missing person vanished. They wouldn't have enough resources to come to earth, dodge radar and anti-aircraft defenses, and pick up a few humans for the food supply of their home planet, which would be solar systems away because the planets in ours have been investigated. A trip to earth is not like a simple trip to the grocery store, ok? So even if aliens ate humans, we'd be an absolute delicacy, not even worth the trip over here. Thus they have no reason to "invade". You had it all wrong, all Stacy wanted to do was converse with her friend Giovanni, which I am surprised is actually a ninja...that's some good information to know, and I appreciate that. Stacy must be a ninja too..... _________________ I'll never be cool enough 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:16 am
No aliens? No invasion? Dang. Well, now I just feel ... silly. Friggin ninjas!
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:00 am
gundamit wrote: No aliens? No invasion? Dang. Well, now I just feel ... silly.
Friggin ninjas! friggin'? i thought it was like Freakin' whatever _________________ F L I C K R . ////\\\\ |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 8:23 pm
Twnty4Stvns wrote: Stacy must be a ninja too..... If you want to be a ninja like Stacy (albeit without the years of training) you can follow Sensei Vern Reid's guide. 
BTW - Anyone have a pic of Stacy in ninja gear? Highly unlikely I know since she has ninja stealth skills. |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:26 pm
 _________________ I'll never be cool enough
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Joined: 19 Nov 2005 | Posts: 634 | Location: Corpus Christi, TX
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Post subject: Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 11:02 pm
man. you folks are ten kinds of crazy. _________________ mmmmm babypuffs. 
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 12:26 am
OMGx10! It looks like Boyd has been photochopping the Trolleywood pics to hide the fact that Stacy is a ninja. He must have worked very hard on his version of the photo above to make it appear as though Stacy was just wearing a hoodie and jeans in that boat.
Tip of the cap to Twnty4Stvns for finding the original version of the photo. Thanks. |
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:22 am
gundamit wrote: Twnty4Stvns wrote: Stacy must be a ninja too..... If you want to be a ninja like Stacy (albeit without the years of training) you can follow Sensei Vern Reid's guide.
BTW - Anyone have a pic of Stacy in ninja gear? Highly unlikely I know since she has ninja stealth skills. Isn't it time to take down the Christmas tree? 
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Joined: 07 Jan 2006 | Posts: 157 | Location: Songtan, South Korea
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:04 am
srstacy wrote: Isn't it time to take down the Christmas tree? this made me laugh out loud at work to no end. too funny _________________ Wil's excellent description of me. wilsmith wrote: You're the Anti-Censorship+Topless Twitpic Parodying+Youth Group Video Directing guy that's a champion for the 1st amendment, Videogames as Art, and unrepentant file sharing... Instagram - Facebook - Twitter - YouTube |
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