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dannychair
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jonthewallflower wrote:
dannychair wrote:
Well, I can make a mean sandwich thanks to a previous summer job at Togos. And this summer I'm selling lotion to mature ladies. I guess I can sell them lotion in about thirty years, but other than that I'm pretty useless. Smile


wait wait...you can also pillage for them! everyone needs a good pillager...man, vikings got all sorts of mad shipbuilding skills too


Heck yes I could! Now that I think about it, I could also photoshop their pictures and turn them into vikings, too.

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plentypine
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I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.
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norad
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plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


no, that's my job.
if you want...i can cut you?
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loveisachemical
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patrock wrote:
plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


no, that's my job.
if you want...i can cut you?


if she cuts you, i'll heal you.
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jonthewallflower
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loveisachemical wrote:
patrock wrote:
plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


no, that's my job.
if you want...i can cut you?


if she cuts you, i'll heal you.


and of course you'll get something out of it because of CUBSWINWORLDSERIES.....man we've quite the microcosm here

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thebighurt20
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ummm let's see... i'm a nationally certified emt-b, florida state certified firefighter, with an associates in fire science technology. i lay floors(tile, wood, etc.). i have a cat 920 front-end loader and tractors aplenty with all sorts of equipment for pasture maintenance and rippage. i consider building barbed wire fences fun. 3 horses and approx 150 head of cattle on a 1000 acre lease. so if boyd has a fire, needs his lawn remodeled and fenced in, or even a horsey ride, all he has to do is msg me.
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Simonthegreat
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Hmm, what do I do?

I could let them borrow a violin.

Orrrrrr..

Uhhh

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unclearlies
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I can be a guitar tech....I tech'd for this local band once this semester called Capital R...totally fun...
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treetops12
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plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


Oh man, when I was at the Picasso museum in Spain, I got real close to one painting because I wanted to see the detail and I get this finger poked in my back and this lady starts yelling at me in spanish (which I couldn't really understand) and I practically jumped out of my skin. Then I noticed there was a tape line on the floor that you were supposed to stand BEHIND. Laughing You must have a fun job... scaring people.

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plentypine
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loveisachemical wrote:
patrock wrote:
plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


no, that's my job.
if you want...i can cut you?


if she cuts you, i'll heal you.


now you tell me...My dog just BIT me cause I was trying to shove a pill down his throat. I could have used you!


treetops12 wrote:
plentypine wrote:
I'm a professional people watcher at an art gallery. I tell people not to touch the art. So I could tell people not to touch the band.


Oh man, when I was at the Picasso museum in Spain, I got real close to one painting because I wanted to see the detail and I get this finger poked in my back and this lady starts yelling at me in spanish (which I couldn't really understand) and I practically jumped out of my skin. Then I noticed there was a tape line on the floor that you were supposed to stand BEHIND. Laughing You must have a fun job... scaring people.


aww, I don't mind close lookers. It's the touchers I mind. I mean we have so many signs that say not to and people still do it! that's when I use my gun..oh wait we don't get guns....just angry faces.
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kuhlmun
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Well, i love art, more specifically abstract. I am capable of using a wide variety of tools: such a acrylic paint, watercolors, pastilles, etc.; and media: paintshop, photoshop, paint, etc.
I have a natural eye for graphic design (or at least thats what I'm told)

So I guess I could design posters? I don't know

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PoeticPain
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I play the alto saxaphone in my school band. So if they ever needed a mediocre sax player, I'm their girl. I also do some sound and light stuff for my school, so if they nedded someone to do that, I could attempt it. And I have a fair amount a film knowledge (mostly newer movies) so if they ever needed a good movie recomendation, or wanted to know who played in what movie I could do that too.
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BNROCKS
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i shotgun the rights to designing their future mulit-million dollar homes.


(i'm an architect)
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granpaturtle
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I have the only practical job skillz that Eisley might actually be able to use out of the bunch

I'm a licensed Bus driver...
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OceanMachine
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I stock the dairy in a local supermarket, though the managers often call on me to do all kinds of other crazy crap, since they figure I wont be busy. Like using a straightened clothes-hanger to reach back down rows of hanging beef jerky packages and pull them forward for easy access.

I could provide Eisley with free milk, eggs and pre-packaged cookie dough.

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