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kuhlmun
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OceanMachine wrote:
I stock the dairy in a local supermarket, though the managers often call on me to do all kinds of other crazy crap, since they figure I wont be busy. Like using a straightened clothes-hanger to reach back down rows of hanging beef jerky packages and pull them forward for easy access.

I could provide Eisley with free milk, eggs and pre-packaged cookie dough.

and jerky?

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kuhlmun wrote:
OceanMachine wrote:
I stock the dairy in a local supermarket, though the managers often call on me to do all kinds of other crazy crap, since they figure I wont be busy. Like using a straightened clothes-hanger to reach back down rows of hanging beef jerky packages and pull them forward for easy access.

I could provide Eisley with free milk, eggs and pre-packaged cookie dough.

and jerky?


Not my department. I'd have to smuggle it out. From that perspective, I could supply them with almost any sort of culinary need, provided they don't mind eating the fruits of my felony.

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Lantz
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BNROCKS wrote:
i shotgun the rights to designing their future mulit-million dollar homes.


(i'm an architect)

damn, you beat me to it.
oh well. besides architecture i'm also going to major in photography so i could take band pictures or pictures for album covers and/or posters etc.
other than that i make a mean PB&J.

oh, also; i can make smoothies and all sorts of espressos/coffees.... and i can mop floors.

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I'm a ghost tour guide so when they're on tour over here I could give them a ghost tour around York! Very Happy If... if they wanted!
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Well, if you look at my avatar I'm not in the Blackhawk that the picture is of, but I was at the helm (since we were over the yellow sea) of the hawk the photo was taken from. I'm giving Uncle Sam two more years of flying (5000 hours so far) and by then Eisley should be flying from venue to venue and I'll be available to do the flying.
So grandpaturtle you can do the bus driving until then. Very Happy
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gundamit
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Job: Cult Leader. Membership in the cult stands at one if I count myself. I recently ordered a shipment of "personal charisma" and I'm hoping it'll help me meet my recruiting quota that I've missed every month since I started the cult four years ago.

Not sure if I can help Eisley since they don't look like they're in need of a false prophet. PM me if you want an application. I'll send you a pdf file and a Paypal address you send your offering to. Wink
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kyle
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I'm a manager/projectionist at a small Asian theater in nyc. I adore it to pieces, and I would flip out if Eisley ever came to chill and see a movie here. (I suggest it to anyone who enjoys foreign films, it's so cute and grand)
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Umm....when not being a slacker and all around bum Im a really good mechanic and childcare provider.

I also like to pretend I can play the bass....I suck Embarassed

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school student, very very soon to be bog all! Apart from part time organiser or Improv Everywhere style pranks (first one being on the 20th of this month, for definate, and after that... I'm hoping some more!!),

How I could use these abilities?

Well, by having the time because of doing very little, I could be used in any manner that I can. Which would be to use the band in some sort of a prank! Very Happy

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I work in data management! I could totally help Boyd and the band with managing their data! Ohh...and I have computer skillz. Got some info you need managed? Call meh. Laughing
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i spit out a flury of rude language at garron like, "UGH!....DUMMY!" he flips out and crys for the next couple of hours, then we stop at subway my favorite restaurant and buy him a sub and things are cool now.

You will be greatly missed Jonathon David Wilson. Great bassist, great guy.

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lonelynation3
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i'm good at listening to people and giving advice on some stuff. and i know all the lyrics to their songs. and i can play most of them on the piano. so any chord questions...PM me Mr. Green
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SuperPooh
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me i'm a massage therapist although my license is for new york state only so they would have to be up here or i would have to get a texas license.
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Andy
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We should start something like the free masons or what be it. We all use each other's 'ins' and in turn, offer up services we can. We could rule the world.

And being a Web Developer/Programmer, I just sit and watch crystal diodes change colours all day.

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Lantz wrote:
BNROCKS wrote:
i shotgun the rights to designing their future mulit-million dollar homes.


(i'm an architect)

damn, you beat me to it.
oh well. besides architecture i'm also going to major in photography so i could take band pictures or pictures for album covers and/or posters etc.
other than that i make a mean PB&J.

oh, also; i can make smoothies and all sorts of espressos/coffees.... and i can mop floors.


dangit. I wanted to be eisley's pb&j/smoothie chef!
maybe I could (stop being lazy) learn all of eisleys songs and then give garron my cold and take his place.

I like the free manson-esque idea. We should totally start a not-so-secret society.
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I'll be working at Blockbuster until the fall semester, so I can give them all the DVD rentals they can stomach!
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