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 Post subject: The Eisley killer bugs..Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2003 11:31 am 
so, has anyone here been barraged by those killer troll-bugs yet? i've been walking around with a baseball bat ever since i got attacked by one the other day... i'd also suggest that you guys carry around some of that canned cheese stuff, I don't know what it is, but if you make a ring around you with that cheese they'll stay away.. (cheddar is the best) hmm well, just watch yourselves is all i'm tryin' ta say..   _________________ "strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." ~Joseph Conrad --------------- 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 9:07 am
The bugs pretty much leave me alone. One of them jumped (I personally think he fell but he denied those charges vehemently afterwards) out of a tree right in front of my just yesterday(  ). He tried to gnaw on my thorax but I explained to him that humans don't have what scientists and other official sounding people refer to as thoraxes. He gave me a quizzical look (  )and then looked very hungrily at my head(  ). I took him out for a cup of coffee and a scone and he became much friendlier (  ). His name is Frederico. He is coming over again on thursday for scrabble (that is if he is not too busy gnawing on other peoples thoraxes, which they don't have).
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Post subject: bugs Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:05 am
beware the bugs....several thorax's have been chomped already....and there are more to come. their metal, mandibles will chew. _________________ EisleyWebGuy "The industrialists never saw the fruit of their own labor - Post Moderism, which I now proclaim as dead. Their forefathers digital revolutionists, have accelerated the final resolve by punctuating an end to our chaotic journey with a new manifesto and a new era: The Age of Meaning." (manifesto's sold separate) Welcome: Illuminists |
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Joined: 04 Nov 2002 | Posts: 5180 | Location: Tyler, Texas
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:28 am
All I have to say bout the bugs is that you better have your resevoir filled with bug cleaner, if you plan on driving down I-20 any time between 6 to 8 p.m! On our way to see BRIGHTEYES the other day, our van was attacked by countless of these bugs that no longer have the guts to try attacking anyone again. (we all know what that means....eeeww )
By the time we got into Dallas, there was hardly any spot left for us to look out the front window. Word to the wise....keep your windshield cleaner topped off 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 5:20 pm
My begal ate about 20 of those bugs the other day, and then barfed them all over the carpet. it was gross. stupid dog. stupid bugs. sorry... that was gross. maybe I shouldn't press submit... ahh uh ... !! _________________ are you a member of the slaves to their members? |
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:17 pm
dude, just get that cheese wiz, and you'll have your bug problem fixed.. but uhh damn, that windshield wiper fluid thing reminds me, mine's out.. unless it got replaced (my uncle did a checkup on my truck, well, it's my dads truck [how cool am I?!]) hmm damn but yeah I should have that stuff hehe.. until then, we should all sit tight, and hope for the best... oh and just because, tomorrow my friend doesn't have work until 5, so we were thinking of seeing a fairly crowded movie and squirting people with squirt guns (you know, those tiny ones) and going to the bathroom whenever we needed to fill up.. hmm that would be really funny, and if we go to a comedy, then our laughter will be for the movie right? right.. anyway about the bugs, i should come up with some scientific formula that protects us from them perhaps.. or maybe not.. hmm it doesn't matter, it's midnight and i'm tired... oh next show's starting on adult swim, so i think i;ll see that.. "hey everyone, let's see into brian's head" blah.. sorry about spewing my thoughts everywhere, i'll clean up don't worry about a thing!! jkldafjlk;asdflk  _________________ "strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." ~Joseph Conrad ---------------
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 1:49 am
we went off roading in jims amigo. It was fun but we got alot of mud on the windsheild and ran out of wiper fluid. It wasint fun cleaning off all that mud it smelled like horse poopie. |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:02 am
shaving cream also works if you can't find the cheese wiz....and if you do use the cheese wiz make sure you buy the "diet" because the bugs don't like that....no sir, they do not like it at all. they will not eat through it. _________________ "Strange I'm skinny when I'm standing but I'm Buddha when I sit" -Say Anything My dumb photos for fun. http://flickr.com/photos/photostoshare1/ A bit of the art... http://www.flickr.com/photos/sherrisink/ Older art... http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/slitgizzard/ArtWork/ |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:09 am
oh cool, I didn't know that about the diet.. hmm that gives me an idea.. *goes to tinker in his anti-killer bug lab* thanks for the info hehe and andrew, for the love of god, if you go off roading again, make sure you've got at least 4 containers of cheese wiz, and tons extra wiper fluid. do you realize how easily you could have been eaten by one of those bugs?! you're one luck SOB, i'll tell you that hehe
ok now i feel like a major dweeb _________________ "strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." ~Joseph Conrad ---------------
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2003 8:35 am
I am telling you! All those bugs really want are some friends! Ever since our first encounter me and Frederico have been spending some good quality time together. He is such a nice Troll-Bug. He does have this strange aversion to Shaving Cream, Cheez Wiz and any other spray sort of foam material. Thats why we only drink coffee without foam on the days he comes to visit. |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 2:24 pm
Junebugs are infesting my windows at night. Yea. They are crazzzzy. |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 7:44 pm
we must be ware the bug trolls for they are many. we leave early today...perhaps they'll all be asleep. _________________ EisleyWebGuy "The industrialists never saw the fruit of their own labor - Post Moderism, which I now proclaim as dead. Their forefathers digital revolutionists, have accelerated the final resolve by punctuating an end to our chaotic journey with a new manifesto and a new era: The Age of Meaning." (manifesto's sold separate) Welcome: Illuminists |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2003 8:19 pm
"i'm wishing for silver bugs to fly me over where you are" _________________ "Strange I'm skinny when I'm standing but I'm Buddha when I sit" -Say Anything My dumb photos for fun. http://flickr.com/photos/photostoshare1/ A bit of the art... http://www.flickr.com/photos/sherrisink/ Older art... http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/slitgizzard/ArtWork/ |
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2003 5:36 pm
i've found a cure for the bug problem plus my gnome problem. check this out, I finally created it while I was tinkering away in my lab.. it's this self-piloted anything exterminator/eraser (you know, for like, math problems that you mess up on and stuff). At any rate, if you send me only 50 easy payments of $79.99 (American currency, remember, this is an international messageboard now), then i'll have one of these bad boys sent off to you: 
as you can see, it's quite manuverable. The basic priciple is that you need constand protections from these bugs, and this sucker gives you that and more. It constantly flys around you, and is on the prowl for anything potentially harmful, when it finds any threat, it neutralizes it (and by neutralize, I mean blows it way the hell up! ) with its own arsonal. It is equipt with heat sensative and locking missiles, dual semi-automatic lazer guns, and, naturally, mortar rounds. Who wouldn't want one of these little suckers to protect them from any dangers (known or unknown) they may face, heck, one may not even be enough, you may have to purchace two or three in order to keep alive in this crazy world.
man, am I cool or what?! 
well anyway i'll get some shots of it blowing stuff up with its lazers and stuff later hehe _________________ "strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others." ~Joseph Conrad ---------------
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Post subject: Posted: Thu May 01, 2003 3:13 am
mortars and lazer beams are all good, but what about the shaving cream i mean i think we have proved pretty conclusively that shaving cream is the only way to truly defeat these troll bugs. |
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